December 2011
54 posts
Australia is the Brisbane of the world.
Even the most respectable of us turn silly in the face of lust.
thanks brisbane, it’s been nice.
but i need to go back now, i’m done.
I want to own and run a micro brewery.
America, what the fuck is wrong with you?
What is happening to you from behind and how can we make it stop?
While you are sleeping my mind goes creeping down the hall.
Just lying in the couch with a stomach full of caramel popcorn watching cosmos with Carl.
I want a kebab.
I need to sleep diagonally in my bed because I’m too tall. Fuck.
Summer is an excuse to swim in pools and count it as your shower for the day.
Yeah.
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